Monthly Archives: May 2003

Life Advice

As some of you know, I tutor a friend’s son. He’s 15, and in Year 11. Yesterday he told me that he was seriously thinking of leaving school so he could work full time in cabinet-making. Speaking from the perspective … Continue reading


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Dear Mr Wanker-Cyclist

Dear Mr Wanker-Cyclist, You lowly utter piece of cow’s turd. Just because you are on a bicycle does not give you the right to fucking side-swipe me. All I was doing was waiting at the traffic lights, waiting to walk … Continue reading


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MY Canon Photo Printer i450

In true Channer fashion, I bought an i450 today from MegaMart. Walking up to MegaMart, I actually saw a guy walking towards me with an i450 in his hot little clutches. Yay! That meant that they *do* have them in … Continue reading


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Canon Photo Printer i450

Okay, since my little incident with the Canon i850 printer (black was fucked, returned it for full refund), I’ve done a little more study, and it seems that Canon have released a couple more new printers. One of these is … Continue reading


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Productivity

I don’t have an internet connection when I’m at work in the city. My productivity is very very high. Is there a causal link here?


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The sun is shining again!

Today was yet another beautiful day here in Perth! From where I’m working (the 15th floor of the Aussie Home Loans building, corner of Barrack and Murray) the view out to the east and to the south over the river … Continue reading


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Fucking windows!

You know when you go into one of those really expensive, max out your credit card, sign away your first-born city carparks? There’s always the people who misjudge the distance between the ticket machines and their vehicle, and wind up … Continue reading


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Periodentist

I had an appointment to go see a periodentist today. Thankfully, what I went for wasn’t such a big problem after all, but he did recommend a general cleaning. Two consultations, one today for an hour (including a few small … Continue reading


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Stupid Canon Printer

Okay, here’s one of my top ten pet annoyances. Today I bought a new Canon i850 colour bubblejet printer from Myer. Been looking forward to this for ages. Finally, I can print photos that look like they were from the … Continue reading


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Cleaning Up Part 2

Here’s the photo of the rubbish pile currently sitting outside my house. The dead trees are my neighbours – I lent them our verge. And no, my dad’s van is not out for collection View image


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