Amsterdam
Wow!
Had a long weekend in Amsterdam a couple of weekends back, and I must say that I love this city. It was a weekend of firsts. It was also a weekend that wasn’t filled with the pressures of having to check all the “must-do’s” in Amsterdam - mainly because there aren’t a huge amount. Sure, there’s visiting the coffee shops, the Red Light District, do a canal cruise, the Van Gogh Museum, the flower markets, but apart from that, most of everything else was either just really cruisy stuff like chilling out in a pub, or cheesy tourist traps like the Sex Museum and the Torture Museum (both crap). I will definitely return, but just to ride a bike, chill out with a beer, and take in the laid-back Dutch atmosphere. One thing you definitely don’t come to Amsterdam for is the food. There isn’t really such a thing as Dutch cuisine, and that, in fact, is an oxymoron.
More than 30 years ago, my Dad was in Amsterdam, working in a Chinese restaurant, for a year, before going to Australia. It was interesting to see the Chinese community there (Chinatown was right next to where we were staying, which was right next to the Red Light District). I’m told that the Chinese arrived on the ships, where they were hired as cheap labour, to stoke the coal-fired turbines that used to power the massive floating beasts. Amsterdam was, and still is, a major port. And there are heaps of Chinese there.
Of course, the two main draws of Amsterdam is a result of its liberal attitudes to two vices that are otherwise illegal in most parts of the world - soft drugs and prostitution. And in the Red Light District and surrounds, you can have both. It is a real eye-opener to see the windows of the RLD, and to goggle at the women, some stunning, some really not stunning, all dressed up in lingerie or skimpy outfits, displaying their bodies for passers-by. Photos are forbidden, although many people attempt to take them. Come on, have a little respect for these working girls. The famous coffee shops that sell dozens of varieties of marijuana are another attraction, and the sweet smell of marijuana is prevelant where ever there are large crowds. In fact, the corridors of our cheap 3-star hotel carried this sickly sweet smell, which started to make me sick by the 3rd day. 3-star hotels are not the same all over the world.
Ours was dodgy, but it was a place to sleep. On the plus side, it was close to the pub we were drinking at on the Saturday night. A combination of lack of sleep, a huge quantity of alcohol, and good friends and bar maids contributed to my first experience of passing out and forgetting parts of the night. I did manage to find my way back to the hotel, thankfully, although my friends couldn’t find their way back to the pub to pick me up. I guess my sense of direction is good, even when completely out of it. Unfortunately there are photos to remind me of the evening. My Amsterdam photos are here - http://gallery.me.com/dave.chan#100418 - but there are a few on Facebook contributed by the always helpful M, which I only vaguely remember being taken, and they certainly weren’t on my camera.
So my first trip to Amsterdam. It won’t be my last, but I think I might go easy on the drink next time round.
